Crazy Things My Sister Says part XVI

One morning before work I had sorted out my dirty laundry because Natalie was going to wash clothes that day. I use a laundry bag to wash some of my unmentionables in and that morning, in a rush, I ended up zipping the bag up inside out. No big deal, right? Until I got a call from Natalie later that morning...

NATALIE: Renee, I can't get this laundry bag unzipped. It's stuck.

ME: Why can't you get it unzipped?

NATALIE: The bag is inside out. I have no idea how that happened. How can it get turned inside out in the washer with stuff in it?

ME: Are you serious? Natalie, it was inside out when I put my bras in it and I just didn't fix it this morning.

NATALIE: Oh! Well, I can't get it unzipped and I could not fathom how it got turned inside out. How did you zip it up?

ME: I just zipped it up. Can't you just pinch the zipper pull through the mesh and unzip it?

NATALIE: I've been trying for 20 minutes. I can't get it unzipped.

ME: Well, then just cut the bag open if you can't unzip it.

NATALIE: Cut the bag open?

ME: Yeah. With scissors? I'll just buy a new bag. They aren't that expensive. Geez, I didn't realize my handicapped sister would be doing my laundry today.

NATALIE: Nevermind, I got it unzipped.